Rubber Dickie

Rubber dickie, you’re the one
For a quickie, you’re such fun
Rubber dickie, I could fill up a bun with you

You don’t bring me valentines,
Still I know you’re always mine
Rubber dickie, oh I love everything you do

You don’t quick and you keep so fit without blubber
And I don’t have to stew ’cause I can’t you in a rubber
You’re already rubber!

I gave up those horse’s necks
Dickie’s always up for sex
Rubber dickie, oh I know that your love is true

All last year I cried all those tears over Freddie
But now its you and me and a pair of D Everreadys
Now we’re going steady!

Larry cheated, Harry lied
Dickie’s always by my side

Rubber dickie oh I love how you’re caring
Rubber dickie you don’t ask what I’m wearing
Smooth or sticky let’s just say I won’t be sharing you