My Jar Of Vaseline

My Jar of Vaseline

My jar of vaseline, though you’re disgusting green
You make it smooth when I screw
You do not cost much cash, yet cure my diaper rash
Is there a function you don’t do?

You can lubricate my doors, take the squeaks out of my floors
Not to mention my amores when they’re new

Whether in jar or tube, you’re still my favorite lubew
Whether you’re straight, bi or gay
Each day is vaseline day

When you’re out with someone meek, Scandinavian or Greek
And you’re thinking cheek to cheek, you come through

I’ll never buy K-Y since it made Irving cry
Whether you’re straight, bi or gay
Each day is vaseline day