Homosexual

Homosexual, in every way
Homosexual, oy vey, he’s gay
Love those spandex shirts that cling to him
He’ll let Michael Feinstein sing to him
Our sex life’s a flop, but how that guy can shop

Homosexual, alas, I sigh
Homosexual, not even bi
Soon they’ll say that gays can marry
Though he would rather marry Gary
Still, I love my homosexual guy

Homosexual, to show he’d care
With respectual care he’ll tease my hair
Although sex is quite the hurdle
He really does admire my girdle
We do not shake and bake, unless you mean a cake

Homosexual, its quiche not pie
Homosexual, no lay, no lie
Though he asks to wear my jewelry
He wants Tom for real tomfoolery
Still he is my homosexual guy