Can't Stop Using That Hand

Fish gotta swim bees gotta hum
I gotta use my hand ’til I cum
Can’t stop using that hand of mine

Say I’ll go crazy, I’ll lose my mind
So I’ll just use my hand till I’m blind
Can’t stop using that hand of mine

When I’m all alone I don’t get the phone
So I’m not in love, you know my hand fits like a glove

It never breaks a promise to call
Me and my hand we’re having a ball

Can’t stop using that hand of mine

When I give up dating, I try masturbating
You may care to scoff but nothing else beats getting off

Tell me I’m corny say that I’m sick
But when you get horny a digit’s a dick
Can’t stop using that hand of mine
No I can’t stop using that hand of mine