
As Long As
She Feeds Me
You think that I don’t give a damn
Because your cat is who I am
But if I get my way,
Purrrrhaps I’ll stay
As long as she feeds me
I’ll rub against her knee
And pee where I should pee
As long as she feeds me
And if she strokes my fur
I might sleep over her
And I might even purrrr
As long ass she feeds me
Though I’m a house pet I ain’t no fool
When you’re a feline you make the rules
Then on her window sill
I look for birds to kill
Ok, I never will
As long as she feeds me
She must obey me when I hold court
Or learn that hairball is not a sport
Soon I may chase a bug
Or stroll by for a hug
I won’t poop on the rug
As long as she feeds me.
©2008 Carla Gordon